Today is the day! RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES is now sitting on a shelf in a bookstore, right down the street. Seriously, go pick up your drycleaning, stop for more paper towels at the grocery store, and then treat yourself to a latte in the bookstore cafe. And while you’re there, enjoying the caffeine rush and that nifty feeling you get amid all those printed words, maybe pick up a copy. Come on, you deserve a treat, you know you do. Think how hard you worked this week. And that annoying thing that happened in the office yesterday?? Sheesh. Probably need to read the whole book just to stop thinking about that. Honestly, you should just go home, shut off the phone and read. And when you’re done, turn the phone back on and call all your friends and tell them all about the book.
And while you do that, I’ll go write another one. No, don’t even worry about it. It’s no trouble at all.